2008LEAKS

We know the truth, but prefer lies, lies are simple, simple is bliss, be the victim of our own design."[Fat Mike, 2005]

2008LEAKS

Watch out or you'll be leaked! [Leakswriter, 2010]

Wednesday 12 January 2011

The Third generation? (part one)

The third generation is an infamous gossip girls community based in Ciwaruga, Indonesia. The community has formed as the last resort of every girl's gangs in Politeknik Negeri bandung. Coming from the disappointing of their previous breakable groups, the third generation is stronger with the new members. They are: Gina Maely, former member of Cyulish, the most "phenomenal" group on our early college year, is having a problem with her "never say hi" boyfriend. Second, Rainy Endah, still from the same "Cyulish", she has never been relax since born. "Riweuh" as always. Third, Dinar Kanti, which came from "Kelompok Belajar", has left the group because she thought that she has no life in "Kelompok Belajar". The last member is Ai siti, even though the group outsourcing this member from the individual person (ungroup), this Miss Kadungora has take an attention by her nickname "Azhyma".

Want to know more about The Third Generation? stay update, bingbonger! ;)

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Monday 10 January 2011

INTERNATIONAL ISSUE: Billy is an Alien!

Raden Ahmad Brillian, English student, computer geek, daydreamer, and also class skipper, was headlining in some internaational news. A boy that we know came from Cianjur, has caught up by MIB (Man In Black).

After 3 weeks investigation, the public knows that Billy is an Alien. The way he talks like stupid people and the way he sells his stuff with a littlle bit force become one of the proof that he is Alien. (By the way, is stupid people become one of the regulation to blame that he is an alien?)

After the rumors spread out the country, his girlfriend left, his parents shocked, his department dropped him out, and Bandung put a city sign “NO BILLY”.

But suddenly MIB realized that Billy is not an alien, they used to think that Billy is an Alien because his face is little bit like ALF. Poor Billy, he can’t never take them back. #prayforbilly

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When Dinar Got “Rapi” Untidy ...

One thing I quote from Dinar, “Even though your boy friend is not handsome, but if tidy, it would be better.” So days by days she spent his daytime drama with his tidy boyfriend. But once in a while, his boyfriend (or to shorten the sentences let’s we called it “tidy”), came home with a tired eyes. He just finish his work day and night. Yes, he came untidy, guess what? Dinar gets mad to see him untidy, so she go away from Subang then go to KUA to divorce him, but then she realized that she’s not married yet. Then she came home to fix this up. (I don’t know what is all about exactly, good bye, stay tidy people! )

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Finally, Miss CCU Got His Man

Polithecnic Debating Contest, let’s say success for our department. English Department has sent their smart students: Yessy, Dini, Erik, and Duduh and some lecturer also invited as their supervisor, they are Mr. Speaking and Miss. CCU. As the official, this garbage passanger should be in a ride, even though they are not the participants of the contest, Domes and Kiki. The contest is held in Bali. So all of them won’t waste the chance to have fun. On one evening, Domes as the Majalengkan feel strange on the beach. Then, Miss. CCU teaches Domes about Bali, as used to be a Bali liver, She looks know well about Bali. Domes feels safe and happy besides her. So is her. And then, yeah for once again, I’m not brave to continue the story. Just imagine, fellas .....

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Ayuzha Had an Affair With Another “Ohim”

Holiday has come, this is the best time after the pathetic fighting during the year. One of our student, Ayuzha Novalina, has planned her holiday with her beloved family. He choose, Pangandaran and Jogjakarta as her destination. After spent some days in Pangandaran, she leave to Jogja as the spot for New Years Eve. In one moment, a girl that had affair with Ohim, tukang batagor, feels so hungry. Then she goes alone to one of Jogja’s original food warung, Gudeg to cover her hungriness. As usual, Ayuzha asks the “emang emang” to order the menu. Suddenly she meets him in face to face, Ayuzha amazed by his handsomeness, then he fall in love automatically. Then Ayuzha asks him his phone number and the chemistry begin. Congratulations, our sister! ;)

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Wingky Will Replace Ariel for Peter Pan?

Ariel, Nazriel Ilham, Peterpan’s leader, the most fabulous vocalist ever, the new bombsex icon in Indonesia, or maybe the best of South East Asian have, has prisoned more than 5 months in Kebon Waru Prison, Bandung. His efforts to get free has denied by Mahkamah Agung. It makes Ariel, the band, and the fans worried about Peter Pan’s future. So one of Ariel’s biggest fan take a step to clear this up mess. Shortly, after his long practice, this Ciwaruga boy has elect to replace Ariel on Peter Pan. Since 2011 he is officialy famous by Peter Pan fans. But wait, Wingky not replace Ariel as the vocalist of Peter Pan, he replaced Ariel as prisoner. End.

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Ridwan Vs Aa Gym

Recently we heard an issue about Aa Gym, the leader of Daarut Tauhid that known as divorce his first wife, Teh Nini. Years to years after the marriage, Aa Gym decided to get married again with the young ones, Teh Rini. Yes, behind this poligamy dilematic, there is one of our students that up to the public. Some newspaper said that, Ridwan, our dormitory boy, is the third guy behind their marriage. But when I ask in intimate interview, he denied that (I hope so). Ridwan tells that he didn’t get into Aa gym wives, but now he’s in love with three of his daughter. And he’s caught up in dillematic situation too. (Backsound : Nelly & Kelly – Dillema)

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